birds on myspace

Myspace irks me to no end. I deleted my page because that website is just for shallow, pathetic people to take pictures of themselves to see how many people will comment their pathetic pictures, usually of them either:

• puckering their lips
• taking a picture of a mirror image of themselves, camera in hand
• dressed in provocative clothing or half naked
• behind facing the camera, with their face turned back

Urban dictionary pretty much summed it up:

Myspace Hoes – Females who have no life, there day usually consist of putting on different outfits such as lingerie or bathing suites and taking pics just to add to there myspace page. These are usually unattractive gurls who don’t really look like much in person so they take pics wit there camera phones in the bathroom mirror from there best angles and use them to try to find guys to get attention from.

Ha!

karma….

Welcome to my blog! I’m Janette (names have been changed to protect the not so innocent) and though I’m not a total bitch, I can have a pretty bad attitude behind closed doors sometimes. Anyway, this is my first post and it’s about karma. I don’t think mine should be TOO bad for a bitch. But what do I know?

Does karma really exist? I kind of believe in it, though I am Catholic. Then again, I’m not supposed to believe in homosexuals or abortion. Anyway, I hope it does. Because it seems as if a lot of the people who wronged me are doing really well.

Take my former friend Jane. Total two faced bitch. Pretty, conceited girl who thinks she can lie to people and get away with it. I stopped being friends with her because I caught her in a stupid lie. Supposedly she is on her way to making lots of money. Don’t know if it’s true, as I saw it on her social networking page, but who knows. It could be, and I’m really resentful of it. I know that’s petty, but I can be a total bitch when I’m wronged. I pray to God to help me to love even those who have done me wrong, but it’s just so hard for me to forgive. I hope karma bites her in her ASS and hard!

She does tan a lot, and that’s not so good for the skin. By age 35 she’ll probably look like this: