birds on myspace

Myspace irks me to no end. I deleted my page because that website is just for shallow, pathetic people to take pictures of themselves to see how many people will comment their pathetic pictures, usually of them either:

• puckering their lips
• taking a picture of a mirror image of themselves, camera in hand
• dressed in provocative clothing or half naked
• behind facing the camera, with their face turned back

Urban dictionary pretty much summed it up:

Myspace Hoes – Females who have no life, there day usually consist of putting on different outfits such as lingerie or bathing suites and taking pics just to add to there myspace page. These are usually unattractive gurls who don’t really look like much in person so they take pics wit there camera phones in the bathroom mirror from there best angles and use them to try to find guys to get attention from.

Ha!